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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

meme-farmer:

even the cop gets in trouble

dutchster:

sillyday:

dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

and also burn your fucking face

that’s just a minor side effect

weapens:

ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

samtheshota:

 

favabean05:

cranberrylake:

I hope i’m this great of a mom.

When cosplayers become parents

katiebug445:

penandpage:

disembodiedangelfeet:

moridash:

Seasons 1 and 8
Sam and Dean

this hurts

Dean looks like he’s had every past ounce of joy and hope sucked out of him.

A lot of the softness and kindness in Sam’s face is gone, and he looks hurt by the world and angry with it.

I, uhm…I don’t like this.

But on the plus side, they’re even hotter now than they were then.

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

classicrockboy:

nowwearethekidsfrom-yesterday:

ilikcheez:

xaldien:

chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Epicness to the max

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

:-O

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at that moment, i swear everyone in the theater was cheering

the amount of applause during the midnight premiere was a lot

thetowndrugdealer:

sofalcondone:

mormondad:

why is every author a #1 bestselling author 

why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste 

why do my parents hate me

all-theseprettypeople:

kfc-official:

thatstheriddle:

thefandomlyfe:

bunnywith:

morgrana:

camefreyan:

spoken-not-written:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

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I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

oh my goodness

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that’s a lot of selfies

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fuck.

PLEASE.

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um

PLEASE